For my birthday I really wanted to go out
I purchased a purple sequin dress
Got the shoes, accessories, clutch, & MAKEUP
The plan was to go to Rebel on Saturday then Ihop afterwards
What ended up happening
NOT A DAMN THING
How I really spent my birthday
Telling this last minute canceling ass bitch
That her vagina was antique
That she needed to re-evaluate her life goals
& if she would take a penis out of her mouth long enough she would realize she was worth more than a couple fucks…
Yeah
Happy Birthday to me
