as long as you
- don’t have a communicable disease
- are safe, at ALL times
- don’t have baby mamas who listen to nothing but keyshia cole, jazmine sullivan, and the waiting to exhale soundtrack; who may be inspired to take my life by any means necessary
i don’t care about your body count. we’ll just focus on the current body you’re in.
which is mine.
i love this show.
“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are”
holy shit, we’re finally recognized.
Everyone should freaking watch this
Watch this right the fuck now, all of you.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.